Tag: Lunarguard • HeartLinda

lunarguard asked: I have another question, I'm a HUGE fan of erotic oil massages, I got the inflatable bed and the Nori's Magic Gel but its UNGODLY EXPENSIVE, do you know of any alternatives to the liquid slippery mix that won't hurt the bed or my partner?

2014 February 3 22:31:00 UTC

Uh…I’m not really an expert in this area. :/

lunarguard asked: Okay how about this, Applejack admiring Rainbow Dash putting in the Flight Training hours. Basically its Rainbow Dash doing wing-ups or something and is sweaty and an athletic sort of hot. Rainbow Dash is unaware of Applejack's presence. No "DAT ASS" faces, this is the prelude to something implied to be wonderful not comical.

2014 February 3 22:31:00 UTC

I honestly thought I could find something like this, but nope, sorry.

lunarguard asked: I'd also like to ask how you would convince a sexy stranger to join in a threesome. I'm talking about you being a guy with a girl and picking up a male stranger that has very specific looks.

2014 February 3 01:56:00 UTC

I really have no idea.

lunarguard asked: I request Princess Luna helping Celestia have sweet dreams by having sex with her. Luna has Celestia sensually pinned to a large rock with her body at the bottom of a waterfall. (The two sisters are not blood related.)

2014 February 3 01:55:00 UTC

Sorry, I tried and I couldn’t seem to find anything matching this description. :(

(Luna x Celestia is a common exception to my rules against incest.)